Funky_Tunes
10-11-2000, 12:25 AM
Eh, guys...gue mo ngasih sedikit anekdot mobil, yg dibikin sama majalah amrik ( dan kaya'nya bakal berlaku di every country,deh:D )....Katanya sih reflects based on our life gitu....so, here goes nothin':
Jaguar XKR Convertible
Price : $81.800
370hp, supercharged four-litre V8; 0-60 in 5.3 sec
best for: Making poor peoples feel like dirt
Kind of Babe it attracts: Al Gore's Oldest Daughter :D, especially if you pump up the Death-tune Raps
Porsche Boxster S
Price : $50.000
250hp, 3.2 litre flat-6; 0-60 in 5.7 sec
Best for : Achieving Immortality after crash and burn ( Mortal Kombat can kiss my @ss )
Kind of babe it attracts: Any girl named Britney, Mandy, or Brandy:D
Ford Mustang GT
Price : $25.000
260hp, 4.6 litre V8; 0-60 in 5.8 sec
Best for : Decorating a trailer park 20 years from now ( kacian amat )
Kind of babe it attracts: Any Hottie babe who's not a communist ;D
Mercedes-Bens CLK430 Cabriolet
Price : $56.000
275hp, 4.3 litre V8; 0-60 in 6.1 sec
Best for : Taking ex-dictators for sunday drives
Kind of babe it attracts: The bored neglegted doctor's wife who hangs out at the tennis club and bangs out the ultimate wuzz (?)
Toyota MR2 Spyder
Price : $23.000
138hp, 1.8 litre l-4; 0-60 in 7.7 sec
Best for : Endless shoping spree and buying impulsively after your girlfriend dumps you for a rich guy with a porsche
Kind of babe it attracts: An eager-to-please first year college girl, who will think it's a porsche :D
Aston martin DB7 Volante
Price : $150.000
420hp, 6.9 litre V12; 0-60 in 5.1 sec
Best for : A fast, stylist exit after saving the world....again...?
Kind of babe it attracts: An exotic European girl who carries a purse containing a change of underwear, an UZI or MAC-10, Granades and a contract on your life ( aduh, James Bond bgt, seh ! )
Audi TT Roadster
Price : $38.000
225hp, 1.8-littre turbocharged l-4; 0-60 in 6.2 sec
Best for : Cramming 3 women into one passanger seat ( huehuehuehuehue ::ketawa:: )
Kind of babe it attracts: Almost every kind....hey, face it, chicks dig this car....
BMW 323ci
Price : $35.000
170hp, 2.5 litre l-6; 0-60 in 7.9 sec
Best for : "Look...I'm not driving my dad's car anymore"
Kind of babe it attracts: The Fox at your highschool reunion who once thought you were a loser.
Hehehehehehe,...gimana guys menurut lo?
[diedit oleh Funky_Tunes, 10-11-2000, 12:28 AM]
Jaguar XKR Convertible
Price : $81.800
370hp, supercharged four-litre V8; 0-60 in 5.3 sec
best for: Making poor peoples feel like dirt
Kind of Babe it attracts: Al Gore's Oldest Daughter :D, especially if you pump up the Death-tune Raps
Porsche Boxster S
Price : $50.000
250hp, 3.2 litre flat-6; 0-60 in 5.7 sec
Best for : Achieving Immortality after crash and burn ( Mortal Kombat can kiss my @ss )
Kind of babe it attracts: Any girl named Britney, Mandy, or Brandy:D
Ford Mustang GT
Price : $25.000
260hp, 4.6 litre V8; 0-60 in 5.8 sec
Best for : Decorating a trailer park 20 years from now ( kacian amat )
Kind of babe it attracts: Any Hottie babe who's not a communist ;D
Mercedes-Bens CLK430 Cabriolet
Price : $56.000
275hp, 4.3 litre V8; 0-60 in 6.1 sec
Best for : Taking ex-dictators for sunday drives
Kind of babe it attracts: The bored neglegted doctor's wife who hangs out at the tennis club and bangs out the ultimate wuzz (?)
Toyota MR2 Spyder
Price : $23.000
138hp, 1.8 litre l-4; 0-60 in 7.7 sec
Best for : Endless shoping spree and buying impulsively after your girlfriend dumps you for a rich guy with a porsche
Kind of babe it attracts: An eager-to-please first year college girl, who will think it's a porsche :D
Aston martin DB7 Volante
Price : $150.000
420hp, 6.9 litre V12; 0-60 in 5.1 sec
Best for : A fast, stylist exit after saving the world....again...?
Kind of babe it attracts: An exotic European girl who carries a purse containing a change of underwear, an UZI or MAC-10, Granades and a contract on your life ( aduh, James Bond bgt, seh ! )
Audi TT Roadster
Price : $38.000
225hp, 1.8-littre turbocharged l-4; 0-60 in 6.2 sec
Best for : Cramming 3 women into one passanger seat ( huehuehuehuehue ::ketawa:: )
Kind of babe it attracts: Almost every kind....hey, face it, chicks dig this car....
BMW 323ci
Price : $35.000
170hp, 2.5 litre l-6; 0-60 in 7.9 sec
Best for : "Look...I'm not driving my dad's car anymore"
Kind of babe it attracts: The Fox at your highschool reunion who once thought you were a loser.
Hehehehehehe,...gimana guys menurut lo?
[diedit oleh Funky_Tunes, 10-11-2000, 12:28 AM]