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swanto
30-07-2001, 11:43 PM
airin cs, jangan marah yach..... just kidding :p

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Please note that all Banks are installing new "Drive-through" Automatic Teller Machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up.

Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstance, MALE or FEMALE.

Remember this when you use the machine for the first time.

MALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Wind down your car window.
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6 Wind up window
7 Drive off

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 Wind down the window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
6 Turn the radio down
7 Attempt to insert card into machine
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
9 Insert card
10 Re-insert card the right way up
11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
12 Enter PIN.
13 Press cancel, re-insert card and re-enter correct PIN.
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Check make-up in rear view mirror
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
19 Re-check make-up again
20 Drive forwards 2 meters
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, place card into the slot provided
24 Restart stalled engine and drive off
25 Drive for 2 to 3 miles
26 Release handbrake

swanto
30-07-2001, 11:56 PM
cerita diatas hanyalah fiksi belaka..... apabila ada kesamaan waktu, tempat, maupun kejadian, hal itu hanyalah kebetulan belaka. :pppppppp

4r1n
31-07-2001, 07:52 AM
Yg #8 bener,
Kan jauuuhh..
Kalo mepet2 gue takut body mobilna kena tembokna, sayang kan, jadi mending gue turun ajah. Makdarit (maka dari itu) gue prefer ATM biasa.

ALASAN gue prefer ATM biasa (GUe pasti akan cari yg didalam box):
1. nggak keliatan kita ambil berapa, saldonya, dll.
Gue nggak suka privacy gue diliat orang ::sebel::
2. Lebih aman (yg using plastic key, card kita sbg kunci)


Kalo gue, selama ini SAMA kaya' male procedure, baik Drive through ATM maupun ATM biasa.
Bukan knp2, gue mikir lebih baik gue buru2 cabut dari lokasi ATM seblum gue ditodong. Anddd.. tetep aware selama nyetir, takut2 ada yg ngikutin.



swanto
Tuhhhhh.. daku gak marah khannnnn, kan daku baek lhoo.. ;)

Jev
31-07-2001, 08:29 PM
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE...

4nova
31-07-2001, 08:31 PM
::ah::
uhuehuehuehue...::ketawa::^^;
joke nya luthu..::luthu::

swasto...
ya begitu lah ce..:X
lebih banyak prosedurnya di bandingkan co.
tapi ga' sebegitunya lagiii...:D:D

4r1n
01-08-2001, 06:46 AM
Originally posted by 4nova
swasto...
ya begitu lah ce..:X
lebih banyak prosedurnya di bandingkan co.
tapi ga' sebegitunya lagiii...:D:D


Tapi yg #15 bener tuhhhh.. ce sering ngacaaaaaaaaa..
(that's my hobby :D:D)

UAJ
02-08-2001, 12:33 AM
:D :P Hehehe....Lumayan deh, buat hibur hati. Lagi Bete neh ! ::sebel::

psychogenius
04-08-2001, 08:37 PM
aturan diatas gak berlaku buat 4nova sebab:

1. 4nova akan langsung menabrak drive-thru ATM

2. gender spesifik 4nova masih dipertanyakan (female/male?)
......he..he..he jangan marah ya.....

4nova
05-08-2001, 12:23 AM
eh genius...
jangan buka rahasia dunks daku...
daku jadi maluuu..:D

Takumi
17-08-2001, 09:46 AM
Hm gue juga ada joke buat penyegaran dikit but
ini Cuma boleh dibaca sama yang udah berumur,
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>ini cuman kumpulan jokes-jokes kiriman temen-temen
>lewat SMS...aku herannya, dapet darimana ya mereka
>jokes-jokes ini, atau SMS yang pake gambar lucu-lucu
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>hoe...yang masih kecil gak boleh baca!
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>Guys always say "I Love You" to girls, but do you
>know the true meaning of it?
>I = I'm
>L = Looking
>O = Over your
>V = ******l
>E = Entry,
>Y = You must take
>O = Off your
>U = Underwear
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>Anda nasabah bank mana?
>BII = Berselingkuh Itu Indah
>BCA = Berselingkuh Cari yang Aman
>MANDIRI = sukanya MAiN berDIRI
>NIAGA = Nikmatnya mAin bertiGA
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>Woman can do 3 things that man cannot do...
>1. She can lose blood without dying
>2. She can produce milk without buying
>3. She can make "HOTDOG" hard without freezing it!
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>CIPUTAT = Cium Puas Hingga ******
>BLOK M = Belum Oke Kok Muncrat
>LEBAK BULUS = Lepas Bajuku Baru Kau Elus
>SENAYAN = Sekali Kena Langsung Doyan
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>Ada 6 hal yang membuat kaum lelaki dibanggakan kaum
>wanita, yaitu:
>Kreatif
>Optimis
>Nekad
>Teliti
>Obsesi
>Lucu
>Atau kalau disingkat jadinya...
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>Nasib itu seperti "pussy" karena bersifat elastis
>Dendam itu seperti "penis" karena bereaksi jika ada
>lawan, dan...
>Rejeki itu seperti "putting" karena akan mengembang
>bila disentuh, dan mengerut jika tidak disentuh...
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>A man want to buy condom...
>Salesgirl : May I hold your penis for the size?
>Man : Sure...
>Salesgirl : Hmm...give him a "M"...
> Wait, give him a "L"...
> Hold on...give him a "XL"....
> Wait! Oh Shit...give me a tissue...!
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>3 persepsi tentang alat kelamin pria:
>-Gentleman, karena selalu berdiri di hadapan wanita
>-Sniper, karena selalu menembak di tempat yang gelap
>-Gossip, karena selalu dari mulut, ke mulut, ke mulut...
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>A friend said...
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>Hey...what's wrong with your phone? Everytime I try
>to call you, the operator keep saying...
>"We are sorry, the person you are calling is having
>sex right now, try to call back later"
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Jev
17-08-2001, 07:47 PM
waaaah ! ini baru mantebh....hehehehehehehehe !

nonblock
17-08-2001, 08:13 PM
:D::hhh:::D